January 2011
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Trouble in the Woods by Tim Key
Because you’re a smartarse and you always have been! Winnie-the-Pooh aimed another blow to Owl’s beak (or what was left of it) Piglet loyally continued to ransack the house. Shit on his encyclopaedias, too! Pooh ordered his lover.
Appendix - Injuries sustained by Owl: poked out eye; damaged beak; cut off feet; charred feathers.
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